vampires r fucking real! im here 2 proove it.

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they live amung us prtening 2 b regular shmegular ppl n stuff lik author, stand up talker, & closeted bisexual: ricky jarvies (as pictured above)

"how can i tell if someones a vampire" is probably ur first thought, hell- it was defienetly mine. but i assure u, u will learn that- and so much more about vampires, and specificialy vampire *cults*

"ok so u didnt answer my question: how can i tell if someones a vampire" yeah thats the thing fuckface,

u cant.

not without seeinig them in their vamp form... thats precicily why talking about the vampire *cults* is important. the vampire themselves wouldnt reviel themsleves to u, (not MOST some get sloppy; but we'll get into that 1 later.) and if they did, it wuld b to late. u either killed by thenm, or a vampire urself. only ppl who have seen them r ppl who r them, or in some cases, ppl who have killed 1. but ppl who have killed vampirs r an obvious target, but whatd if some1 saw the vampire b killed?

confrimed vamp sightings:

(will contuinue updating as i find more vampires)

scientific, historical, biblical, and spiritual PROOF of vampirism:

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